The Constitutional Monarchy of United Kingdom of Marinnessya is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 418 million Marinnysh have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 25.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Marinnysh economy, worth 16.6 trillion Orchid Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,773 Orchid Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Priests are being drafted by the church load, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, and 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kingdom of Marinnessya's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Kingdom of Marinnessya is ranked 257,941^st in the world and 5,830^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.